Horny Dolphin Causing A Whale Of Problem For Family Members

Horny Dolphin Causing A Whale Of Problem For Family Members

SANTA FE, N.M. (Wireless Flash) – That horny dolphin near Weymouth, England, is causing a whale of bad press for the species, according to a woman who telepathically communicates with the creatures. Dolphin researcher Ilona Selke says dolphin “Georges” raunchy behavior towards humans paints an unfair representation of what they’re really like. Selke says kinky dolphins like Georges are “one in a million” and other dolphins don’t put up with that kind of boorish behavior, so they kick them to the curb. But dolphins aren’t sexual sticks-in-the-mud. Selke claims they’re flirtatious and very curious about sex. She says one even telepathically asked her and her hubby to demonstrate the human form of sex. Don’t worry. It was G-rated. Selke will discuss dolphin communication this Saturday (June 8) at the Prophets Conference in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Wed 06-05-02