Headlines for: 03-24-1999

CD FEATURES 99 VERSIONS OF FLATULENT SOUNDS (EDITORS: NOTE CONTENT) LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a gasser of an idea: two Los Angeles men have released a new CD that features 99 different

BLOODY DISPUTE OVER WESLEY SNIPES' VAMPIRE MOVIE LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A bloody scene in the Wesley Snipes' vampire flick "Blade" has got some actors' blood boiling. Several extras who worked on the flick claim they're

MIND YOUR MANNERS OR YOU'LL GET WHACKED AT LONDON RESTAURANT LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- A London restaurant which whips naughty customers is giving jails in Singapore a run for their money.

LAST MINUTE ANIMAL SACRIFICES ARE TAX-DEDUCTIBLE CINCINNATI, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- Here's proof the Internal Revenue Service has a heart: animal sacrifices are tax- deductible.

DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME: EXPECT MORE CAR CRACK-UPS SAN JOSE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- The upcoming switch to Daylight Saving time will be a real crack-up for drivers -- literally.

DIET PLUMPS YOU UP FOR POTENTIAL `Y2K' FAMINE NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Are worried the "Y2K" problem will make it impossible to buy food or groceries after January 1, 2000?

KID INVENTOR CREATES LICE-ZAPPING MACHINE NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- In the near future, school kids may walk through lice-zapping machines before entering the classroom. That's just one of the ideas submitted so far to the

SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL BITCHES ABOUT GETTING DATES FOR HER DOG NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Raising a champion show dog can be a real bitch -- just ask Sally Jesse Raphael. According to "Parade" magazine, Raphael has decided to

MOST AMERICANS WANT SCHOOLKIDS TESTED FOR DRUGS WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Put this in your pipe and smoke it: 51 percent of Americans believe that drug testing youngsters is necessary to reduce violence and increase student