Headlines for: 08-31-1999

RUG BURNS: WORST CELEBRITY TOUPEES REVEALED FT. LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- A wig maker known as the "Hairpiece Creator To The Stars" has just released his annual list of celebrities with the worst rugs.

SOSA HAS 11 PERCENT CHANCE OF BREAKING HOME RUN RECORD COLLEGE STATION, Tex. (Wireless Flash) -- Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa will probably slam his way into the record books according to a statistics expert at Texas A&M University.

CIA DOCUMENT: MARILYN MONROE-E.T. CONNECTION? CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- An alleged CIA document dated two days before the death of Marilyn Monroe suggests she may have been bumped off because of her knowledge concerning

COMPUTERS TURNING KIDS INTO HUNCHBACKS? WAUSAU, Ind. (Wireless Flash) -- A computer many make your kids as smart as Dr. Frankenstein, but they may wind up looking like his hunchback assistant, Igor.

EXPERTS: ASTEROIDS BIGGER THREAT THAN PUBLIC REALIZES CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) -- If you thought the asteroid disaster flick "Armageddon" was just a bunch of Hollywood hooey, think again: top scientists are now admitting the space rocks truly

GRANDMA'S OLD SHAWL HOT STYLE FOR FALL HINGHAM, Mass. (Wireless Flash) -- Better start raiding your grandma's wardrobe if you want to look hip this fall. According to fashion buyers for the Talbots clothing chain,

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Led Zeppelin legend Jimmy Page will go head to head with rockers The Black Crowes next month in an event some wags have dubbed "The Led Crowes." Page will play

REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION FOR LOIS LANE TAKES OVER COPYRIGHT WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) -- A recent court decision means that Superman may stay with Lois Lane for good. According to a story published by AnotherUniverse.com, the

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS MELLOWING OUT IN OLD AGE? LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The Red Hot Chili Peppers are known for bizarre stage antics, but they're losing their edge in their old age.