Headlines for: 05-21-2000

FITNESS EXPERTS: BUFFY'S BOTTOM IS TOPS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Perhaps "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" should be retitled "Booty The Vampire Slayer." It seems Sarah Michelle Gellar -- the star of the TV series -- has just

5 YEARS AFTER REEVE'S ACCIDENT, HORSE STILL FEELS GUILTY LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- This Saturday (May 27) marks the fifth anniversary of the day actor Christopher Reeve was paralyzed after falling off a horse.

NEW SUPERHERO TO PROMOTE COLON SCREENING WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Superman is about to get some competition from a flying green enema bottle. A manufacturer of enemas is about to introduce a superhero

AVERAGE MAN HAS SEX 79 TIMES A YEAR EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) -- Looks like 79 is a lucky number for the average American male. According to "Men's Health" magazine, the average guy has

HOUSTON POSTAL WORKERS DOGGED BY DOG BITES WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- The U.S. Postal Service has a bone to pick with dogs in Houston, Texas: Postal workers suffer more dog bites there than any other city.

TV GAME SHOW PRODUCERS TORMENTED CONTESTANTS WITH DOG FOOD PULAU TIGA, Borneo (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about cruel and unusual punishment: The producers of the upcoming CBS series, "Survivor," actually tormented contestants with dog food.

DEAN CAIN'S GAY ROLE A SEXUAL EYE-OPENER LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Former "Superman" star Dean Cain may be a sex symbol -- but there are still some things he's naive about in the bedroom.

GREETING CARD FOR CHEATERS ROCHESTER, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- Here's something from the "When You Care Enough To Send The Very Worst File:" a greeting card that announces you've committed adultery.

ARCHIVIST EARNESTLY SEEKING HEMINGWAY YEARBOOK SEATTLE, Wash. (Wireless Flash) -- Did you attend high school with Ernest Hemingway, Shirley Temple or the Canadian guy who will play Anakin Skywalker in the next "Star Wars" film? If so,