Headlines for: 08-28-2000

HALF MONTY IS BETTER THAN NO MONTY LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- Snow White's going to blush when she hears this: there's a group of stripping dwarfs on the prowl in England.

FROM D'OH TO VAN GOGH LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The man behind Homer Simpson's voice is going from "d'oh" to Van Gogh with his own one-man show.

TV'S `JIMMY OLSEN' NOW WRITING LOVE POEMS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Stop the presses -- The man who played cub reporter Jimmy Olsen on the 1950s-era "Superman" show is stretching out into gay love poems.

21-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TO UNDERGO BOOB JOB LIVE ON INTERNET TAMPA, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- A 21-year-old Florida woman hopes her upcoming boob job isn't a bust -- so she plans on broadcasting it live on the internet.

CELEBRITIES MISSING FINGERS BOSTON (Wireless Flash) -- Here's proof all celebrities aren't perfect: a webpage dedicated to stars who are missing fingers.

`BATTLESTAR GALACTICA' STAR NOW BATTLING `SURVIVOR' WINNER NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- The newfound fame of "Survivor" winner Richard Hatch is causing problems for a "Battlestar Galactica" star who shares the same name.

EDWARD FURLONG'S SECRET CRUSH: SLEEPING BEAUTY NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Disney movies are more than just child's play for actor Edward Furlong: he admits he's had crushes on Disney's cartoon characters.

NIXON'S GHOST ATTACKS WIFE-BEATING RUMORS FRAZIER, Mich. (Wireless Flash) -- Although the Nixon Library is denying allegations that Richard Nixon beat his wife, the former President's ghost says there's more truth to the

MOHAMMED AL-FAYED COVERING UP REAL REASON BEHIND DI'S DEATH? LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- Thursday (Aug. 31) will mark the 3rd anniversary of the day Princess Di and boyfriend, Dodi Fayed, were killed in an automobile crash in Paris.