Headlines for: 08-30-2001

GAY PORN ACTOR: ‘TOM CRUISE ISN’T MY TYPE’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Gay porn actor Brandon Slater – who was sued by Tom Cruise – has a shocking revelation: He prefers blondes.

MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE DEAD BIGFOOT IN MEAT FREEZER MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (Wireless Flash) – The mystery of Sasquatch may finally been solved thanks to a South Carolina man who claims he is in possession of a Bigfoot corpse.

ELECTRIC LAP DANCES COMING TO YOUR COMPUTER ALEXANDRIA, Va. (Wireless Flash) – You may want to sit down for this: In the near-future, strippers may perform lap dances on your computer. A Virginia inventor has created a device which allows dancers to

TENNESSEE WOMAN: ‘JESUS APPEARED ON MY MUDDY TOWEL’ MURFREESBORO, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) – Here’s proof the Lord works in strange ways: A Tennessee woman claims the face of Jesus has mysteriously materialized on a muddy towel she used to clean her German shepherd’s

TALKING ‘PANTYGRAM’ SERVICE TO LAUNCH SOON DELTA, B.C. (Wireless Flash) – Hold on to your shorts: A Canadian entrepreneur is launching a service that will deliver talking underwear to your front door.

MANY MUSICIANS ARE FLYING BLIND DALLAS (Wireless Flash) – A Dallas-based aviation lawyer says musicians may be at a higher risk of getting involved in plane crashes such as the one that killed R&B star Aaliyah.

HORSE MEAT SAUSAGE FIRM PUT OUT TO PASTURE BOGOTA, Columbia (Wireless Flash) – An animal rights group has foiled an illegal horse meat sausage-making ring in Bogota, Columbia. The World Society for the Protection of Animals rescued more than 20 horses

ACTIVIST GROUP FOR MENTALLY ILL PROTEST SONY AND MATTEL ARLINGTON, Va. (Wireless Flash) – An activist group for the mentally ill is upset over Sony and Mattel’s decision to sell products that supposedly poke fun at the mentally ill.

COMPANY TURNS CHECKS INTO PICKET SIGNS SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Check this out: A man from Santa Cruz, California, is turning checks into protest signs. Entrepreneur Bill Anelli has created “The Cheque Republic,” a new

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP CALGARY, Alberta (Wireless Flash) – When you gotta go, you gotta go: A Cessna pilot was so desperate to go to the toilet that he leaped out of his plane and relieved himself on the runway moments after landing at Calgary