Headlines for: 09-30-2001
JAPANESE RESEARCHER: MASTURBATION RUBS FAT AWAY
TOKYO (Wireless Flash) Ladies: If youre trying to lose a few pounds, the answer may be at your fingertips literally. Researchers at Tokyos Yotsuya Medical Clinic claim females who
NICOTINE WATER MAKES A BIG SPLASH
CAMARILLO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) Two California entrepreneurs hope to be swimming in cash with a new product Nicotine Water. True to its name, the product is a 12-ounce bottle of water which contains
LUCILLE BALL JUST AS KLUTZY IN REAL LIFE
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) October 15 marks the 50th anniversary of the debut of I Love Lucy, one of the most popular sitcoms ever. Although Lucille Ball long insisted she was nothing like her TV
SURVIVOR III CRAPPIER THAN EVER
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Survivor III: Africa debuts next week (Oct. 11) and, regardless of who wins, its guaranteed to be a crappier show than last year.
NEW JACKYL TUNE BECOMING SOLDIERS BATTLE CRY
KENNESAW, Ga. (Wireless Flash) A new song by the heavy metal band Jackyl is becoming a battle cry for U.S. soldiers. The tune, Open Invitation, is a call to kick Osama Bin
OZZY OSBOURNES WIFE CALLS PAUL McCARTNEY A GAY BASTARD
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Ozzy Osbournes wife, Sharon, better not expect Paul McCartney to invite her for tea anytime soon: Shes just called the former Beatle a gay bastard.
WORK IS A REAL PAIN IN THE BUTT FOR 12 PERCENT OF AMERICANS
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Think your jobs a pain in the butt? Youre not alone. According to a new poll by Integra Realty Resources, 12 percent of office
MAN FINDS BIGFOOTS FINGERPRINTS ON BOTTLE OF ANT SPRAY
WEST LINN, Ore. (Wireless Flash) A Sasquatch seeker in West Linn, Oregon, believes hes discovered Bigfoots fingerprints. Researcher Joe Beelart recently found some mysterious smudges on a glass
COMICS NOT SO FUNNY TO WORK WITH
MONTREAL (Wireless Flash) Working with comics is anything but a bunch of laughs just ask Andy Nulman. Nulman ran the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal from 1986 to
FLASH LITES: RIP N READ POP CULTURE RECAP
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) The World Trade Center may not exist anymore, but the site where the Twin Towers once stood continues to be a tourist attraction. Tourists have been coming by the dozens to view the remains, and