• "Sgt. Shultz, the plump, affable, Nazi guard of Stalag 13, memorialized in our Nation's longest running docudrama mini-series, "Hogan's Heroes" is more than just our God; He is our very way of life!
His nonviolent philosophy of "see-nothing, know nothing" shaped a generation of american pacifists.
Unfortunately, The Man who played Sgt. Shultz - the late, great, John Banner - died in 1981 ("natural causes" - - unlike his murdered ex-co-star, Bob Crane) . He is sorely missed.
We are the remnants of His Divine legacy: The Church of Schultz".
- Reverend daveblackwood, on the mission of the CoS
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