There was a vicious rumor that George Bush knew something about what was going to happen before 9-11. Some wags went about asking the question: What did the President know and when did he know it?

Everybody knows that is a stupid question. Dubya didn't know nothing before 9-ll. And it is known state secret, not, that he still knows nothing!

Dubya called his daddy and told him he had a minor disaster.

Dubya listened, pen poised above his notepad, to take down his daddy's instructions.

George Sr, Bush No.1, said, "Okay, son, here's what you do. Go upstairs, fix yourself a drink and don't touch nothing until I get there."

A Washington DC police officer was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for er, yes, "parking!" He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He got closer to the car and saw a middle-age man behind the wheel, reading the Congressional Record, and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the officer walked to the car and knocked at the window. The gentleman lowered his window... "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" asked the officer.

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading..." The gentleman sounded a wee bit annoyed.

Pointing towards the young woman, the offficer asked: "And her, what is she doing?"

The gentleman said, "Can't you tell officer? She's knitting a pullover!"

Suddenly, the policeman recognized the gentleman, "Senator!" And he was very confused -- That gentleman alone in a car with a young woman at night and nothing was happening!

The Senator cleared up the matter. "She'll be 18 in 10 minutes..."