The IAI are a rebel sect of the Illuminati who have broken the Vow of Secrecy and set out on a campaign to undermine the nefarious schemes of the power-mongers and remind humanity that they are gods!
Beyond that, we categorically refuse to explain...
THE IAI ANTHEM
(to be sung to the tune of The Beverely Hillbillies Theme)
We're the Independent Agents of the Illuminati
We've meddled with the Devil & medieval sorcery
Now we wield the sword of chaos and we fight for anarchy!!!
The Independent Agents of the Illuminati
(Odd, that is. Peculiar... Bizarre...)
Well, we're gettin' pretty tired of the rules & discipline
no one havin' fun 'cause they think that it's a sin
Now we're on a quest to set the silly humans free!!!!!
The Independent Agents of the Illuminati
(Take your clothes off! Cast a spell!)
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