This is a most esoteric cult which offers even less explanation for Itself than The IAI...

Devotees of THAT, when asked what they believe, simply point at random and proclaim "I worship THAT!"

The more random the better; ideally, the object pointed at should be behind one or at some oblique angle to one's vision from which it would be impossible to see...this will help to further confound & confuse the Initiatory Victim until he either walks away shaking his head or is seized with Enlightenment...

Other nifty tricks for discombobulation include pointing at so-called "empty space" or one's big toe...

High Initiates of THAT become so skilled at their worship that they often become lost in devotion to their own molecules...

This is known as achieving ALL THAT...
 
 

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