I raced thru the door at 6.30pm Friday night only to have Ryan tell me that Michelle was on her way! OMG!! SO I'm talking myself into running into the shower when I hear a knock on the door. Ooops too late, it's Michelle! This was the first time I'd met her IRL (we've been speaking online since November 99) and what a lovely person she is!! I'm sure I've made a great friend in her! She was very shy at first but popped outta her shell pretty quickly. I raced in to my shower and threw on some jeans and a shirt and then Tubs showed up! Woohoo action time! We all waited (and waited, and waited..) for Ryan the slow bastard to get ready (I swear he's worse than a chicky!). Finally he found his wallet and off we went.
Earlier on in the day I had told another online friend never met IRL, Ash, to find us some tables as he was showing up at Easts around 6pm (going hard hehe) When we walked thru the sliding doors and signed everyone in, almost immediately we spotted my parents, my cousin Ness and Ash at a large table with many chairs around it. (I had told my mum that Ash, whom I'd never met, would be there before 7.30pm when I showed up, and asked her to look out for a dude in a red flanno jacket sitting by himself at a large table. Well she found him!) I raced up to them all, introduced myself to Ash, introduced Michelle to everyone and then after a brief chat made a B-Line for the bar! (Ash had been guarding the two huge tables with his life the entire time he was there by himself, said he had to fend off a couple of old farts trying to take off with chairs, he'd been drinking also since he'd been there so the conversation was pretty mellow) Muahahahah bourbon and coke in a tall glass thanks matey!! Chelle is a vodka girl, which I discovered is cheaper than bourbon!
Around 8pm Angel and Mushie showed up (after having the band page me.. SHAME!! thanks alot hehe) looking very spritely indeed (whoo whoo cute boob toob Angel babe!!! hehe). Angel immediately ordered her fave Fluffy Duck cocktail (mmmmmm yummmmyyyy) and Mushie ordered bourbon (I think???) and they joined us at the table. More introductions and hellos and then we all settled in for a good hard night of drinking! Thru the night I consumed huge amounts of bourbon, a cocksucking cowboy compliments of Ashy baby, a couple of TKO's (tequila, kaluha and ouzi mmmm thanks for introducing me to em Ness!!) and a Fluffy Duck somewhere along the line too. I got to know Ash and Chelle a bit more which was fun, they are awesome people! Angel and Mushie had to leave around 11.30pm or so (awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!) so there where alot of drunken hugs and kisses and bye thanks for comings and aww dont go's and so on. They DROVE HOME!!! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!! heheh hey I hope they're in once piece, haven't heard from em yet!!
That's when we all got a bit silly (LOL!) The band by the way was called Freestyle or something (god i forget leave me alone) and they played all sorts of 50s/60s/70/80s/90s music that specifically Angel, myself, Ness, Chelle and my mum had all been boogying in our chairs too while singing very loudly (sorry to embarress you guys! hehehe!). Angel had dragged Ash out to dance at one stage, and Ness too had dragged him out. After Angel and Mushie had gone, Ness then dragged ME out to boogy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO hey this is fun, hey I've been drinking, fuck the inhibitions! MUAHAHAHA And boogy we did!!! Then Chelle joined us.... then mum..... then Ash... then OMG IS THAT RYAN! AND DAD!! AND TUBBY!!!!!!!!!! Hrm they must be putting something in the drinks! Yes all of us were up and dancing to Offspring's 'Get A Job'!!! hehe they boys left us after that, except Ash, Way to go dude!!! Hey we may dance like we're having fits but hell we're having fun! Chelle is a fucking filthy awesome dancer btw, wow I was IMPRESSED. At some stage I had Ryan up and slow dancing!!!!!! heheh See when I said we were drunk I meant it baby. This is the man whom I had to force to make a deal to dance with me when he turned 35. Hrm looks like he forgot his inhibitions too! hehe. The band broke up around 12.30am ignoring our screams and shouts of ENCORE!!! DONT STOP!!!! hehe bastards. So left with nothing better to do, we started to make paper airplanes (hmmm dad started this I believe) which was when the staff at Easts started to edge closer to our table... Especially when my daddy dearest fell backwards off his chair trying to catch a plane! hehehehe that started everyone left at Easts (all the drunks, lol including us!) to bag dad out and yell out way to go etc... When one fat drunken slobbering dude came up trying to make friends with us all, thats when we decided it was time to go!!
So our little party, consisting of my parents, Vanessa, Ryan, Tubs, Ash, Chelle and myself headed off towards my unit for coffee.... It took a while, dad ran off with a shopping trolley on the way (LMAO!!!!!) but we made it. Phew. So we all sat down with coffee (cept for Ness, she got stuck into the masala! ewww! hehe I think she drank it with tonic water???) and watched RAGE and just blathered drunken talk to each other (at some stage Ness came up to me saying dad was asking if I had any green on me. No I reply, OMG!!). I think it was when Ness fell off the barstool almost crushing me (LAMO!!!!!!!!!!! that was funny as) that she, mum, dad and Ash decided to go, and caught a cab home. Crashing the night were Tubs and Chelle. Ryan and I sat up with them for a while then realised that SHIT, Ry had to get up in 4 hours to go to work! LOL so we crashed for the night also, after tucking the others in to bed.
I think I was still trashed when I awoke the next morning. Ryan felt okay and went to work and Tubs I don't know, he left as soon as he awoke! So I got to know Chelle some more as we were left to ourselves and sat down and chatted til her mum showed up and took her home. I just want to say thanks to all of you who made Friday night so much fun, and those of you who turned it down or didn't show or whatever, LOL it was fun without ya!!!!!! I made some permanent new friends that night! Hope I can do this again sometime..... The only thing I regret, is not having a camera on me!!
This story is all about mungbean and her cousin Kylie's Tequila Slammer experience on Friday night, the 16th of July 1999. It is a bizarre, unusual and twisted experience which I felt should be shared with the world. :) Sorry Kylie!! teehee.
well anyway..... We got very very very very very very (i mean VERY) hammered. 10 tequila slammers in a row do you good. After Kylie poured out everything in her little soul to Ryan and I....(just after falling onto the table for the first time) she stood up to do God knows what... and fell onto the table again. She then proceeded to rebounded off it into the TV (face FIRST mind you,) then stumbled along the hallway, rebounding off the walls, got to the bathroom, fell onto the toilet and...
Well she managed to aim her ralph into the toilet thru some miraculous act of God then stood up and couldn't steady herself in time and fell backwards into our shower!! She smacked her head, said 'Ow' meakly, asked if she was bleeding and then stumbled into bed. What a night!
From the whole thing she received a big egg on her head above her left eyebrow and a seedy stomach. We were both still drunk when we woke up at 9am the next morning....
**WOW** Our much talked of Black Friday drinking competition is to be held on Friday 13 August 1999. Competing will be mungbean, kylie, ryan, my bro daniel and the tub-meister. ryan, kylie and I are going thirds in a bottle of 'Recitified Spririt' (ie: ether in a glass bottle!!) from Poland which is 96% alcohol!! look out liver, here we come!!!)
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Okay so it's the Tuesday after Black Friday. Talk abot getting shit faced. We finished a mere 1/5 of this so-called 'Recitified Spirit' (dodgy and sus) and we were off our goddamn TITS!!! Hehehe. We kinda lost the competing spirit tho and settled down to get merrily maggoted. I have taken photos of my brother, Tubs and Ryan all having a shot of this demon drink which I will post as soon as I develop the film.... Stay tuned!! Hehehehehehehe.
Story of Kylie's 18th birthday celebration on Friday the first of October 99. We went to Easts Leagues Club which is the shit baby!
Well well well. My cousin Kylie turning 18 on Tuesday 28 September nineteen hundred and ninety-nine was a fucking pure stroke of genius!! Ky, Ryan, Tubby, welbot and myself went for a little night out on Friday the 1 October 99 and boy did we get fucking TANKED! Went to (and joined up at) the Easts Leagues Club on Main Street in Coorparoo and showed the oldies how to party hardy! hehe. First I'll let you know that beer is $2 and spirits are $2.50 and $3 for tall glasses so we were drinking with the best of em. And playing the pokies too! Ryan won $40, bastard! Basically just writing to let you all know of Ky's fantastic vomitus experiences of the night....
We had caught the 'Courtesy Bus' to and from Easts with much um, frivolity. Anyway, the journey back was much more eventful. By this stage (midnight) we were all pretty much plastered off our tits, Kylie especially. Tubs had been shoveing Guiness down her for an hour so of course she was feeling seedy..... very seedy.
We didn't realise just how fucking seedy til we boarded the bus. We had sat down and just at that moment Kylie screeched 'Im' gonna be SICK!' and jumped off the bus. welbot chased after her (cause he's such a sweetie, or to laff at her vomiting, im not sure!). She managed to get back inside the Club, but just turned around and came back out again! As she was walking thru the electric doors, the first *ralph* emerged from her covered mouth. This forced her to quickly hurry down the stairs and instead of deciding to simply throw up in the bushes, she chose the pavement right in front of the club in the Taxi Rink area. Perfect!
Well there she crouched ralphing her lil' old heart out with welbot comforting her til finally she was finished. *phew*
As she boarded back onto the bus she politely screeched out 'What the FUCK're you lookin' at???!!!!!****!!!??' to all the poor people sitting on the bus waiting to be taken home! Ha hahahaha. It was great!
Well once we were dropped off, we all crawled outta the bus, and Kylie once again began vomiting in the front yard! HAHA! welbot again was conforting her while Ryan and I just bolted up the stairs, eager for a chop. Aren't we insensitive???! Well she finally showed up again in her room, still choking outside her bedroom window, and eventually Ryan and I put her to bed after a little bit of an effort (hey do you know how unco-operative a drunken teen can be when comatose?) and the next morning she was fine and working at Livid happy as Larry! YAY!!! :o}
Well I suppose that's all for NOW. I'll write once we have another jolly experience!
My cousin Kylie's BBQ of Fun and Excitement on Saturday night 19 Feb 2000
Saturday night was a doozy! Kylie had invited myself, Ryan, Tubby and Brady to her BBQ cause since we'd moved in together which was August 98 we had been talking about having a BBQ on the barbie out the back . Well 1 1/2 years and a move later (me moving out with ryan), we finally did it! It was BYO meat and booze and we sure did! Ryan had a bit of a blitz cause he didn't get paid on Friday and I had to pay for rent, drugs, shopping so we were both pov arse. Good thing we bought out steak with the shopping! So we bummed some cash of darling Tubs and bought ourselves a 6 pack of Virgins Blood each. Yummy Mmmm Mmmm.
So we all crack open our coldies and get stuck into it. At this stage, around 6pm, Brady hadn't shown his arse up yet. So it's Ky, Ry, Tubs and myself sitting outside next to the barbie, Tubs and Ryan trying *the operative word here* to light the damn thing, with eventual success. Okay so we're all sitting around the barbie minding our own business, not even making much noise (oops I mean apart from the screech that went up from darling Ky after she realised her washing amchine was overflowing "what the hell is that water coming out of that drain on the side of the flats? OH MY GOD FUCK!" hehe Well that was cleaned up quickly anyways) when up pops Madonna, the 65 year old girlfriend of Mick the drunken wog next door to Ky. Mick has always been a doll, nevermind the drinking habit. He's always calling her his baby etc. He's a sweet old man. She first starts off by asking Ky to remove her washing please from the washing line. Communal washing line. Kylie's like all sure no probs I will in a tic. So the old bag starts to tug Ky's washing off the line after a few mins and BAM Ky's up and abusing! lol GO GURL! It was great, the old witch was fucking asking for it! Kylie went apeshit on her ass! Madonna starts screeching out in dodgy english which sounded more like Italian anyway "You're full of drugs lady I know all about you my friend knows all about you blah balh you're so loud partying until 2 every mornign ablah blah blah blah you're not allowed to use that bbq my boyfriend made that its not for you balh blah" (that barbie is a communal barbie for the block of flats. sure enough Mick made it but its for everyone to usue!) and so it goes. She continues to blabber in a drunken haze for God knows how long then goes back upstairs for another load of washing (yeah she really needed the other line, she had like 5 articles to hang up!) and so we're all like phew, she's gone. And we get on with it, Tubby cooking away and all of us full of drink and merrily chatting away.
Ky runs upstairs to drop Brady a line, and woke him up!! LOL so he rocks up in about ten mins, and we're all telling him what he missed etc. And then later on she comes up to us during hanging up her washing, and starts on Kylie again! For like no reason at all! We're all minding our own damn business and this nosey old slag starts in on us again, repeating herself over and over and even had another go at Kys washing. I swear she was going to smack Madonna one at one stagE! I would have had trubble not doing so!! Madonna's all like "you're full of drugs lady blah balh" and by this stage Tubby is yelling at her to settle down, Kylie is screeching at her and I'm having a go too. Brady threw in his two cents every now and then *way to go* but Ryan kept right out of it! AWWWW!!! hehe. Eventually, after threatening us with the cops like fifty times (sure call the cops lady what are we doing? having too much fuN??? LOL we weren't even smoking!!) Kylie says fine, I'll call the cops if you won't and I'll tell them some old drunken bitch is harrassing us!!!! And runs upstairs (to hide stuff? who knows) So Madonna hangs round for a bit to abuse us, who don't even live there! And then waddles off. I hear Kylie coming back downstiars and they start up again! So I yell out 'Ky forget it she'll be dead in ten years anyway!' and she comes downstairs. So that's the last we hear out of that old bat!
WE continue our night... Ky and I end up in her bedroom hoarding all the mull and getting fucked off our heads! I end up throwing up twice *mmm steak and potato bake!!!* and once I forced Ryan home *hey man I was sick as!* I was almost crawling home and Ryan had to carry me the last five minutes or so. God dammn I was fucked. I was lying on the bed when we got home and Ryan starts to take off my shoes and all I can murmur is 'I need to vomit' and push past him and ralph my guts up. I then had to call out for help so he could undress me and throw me in bed. LOL poor Ryan :( The next morning I spent the first three hours or so vomiting anything I put anywhere near my mouth. JOY!!! I AM NEVER DRINKING BEER AGAIN! I reckon I got the poison one hehe. But it was a cool ass night and we're gonna do it again soon!!
I have taken pics, but they were outside in the dark near the fire so how they turn out is another thing. I even got a snap of Madonna's legs! hehehe So if any turn out I'll post em!
mung, Ky, Ryan and Tubs finally go and Paint the Town RED!
........ AND THEY WERE SINGING, BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVVY BUT THE LEVVY WAS DRY AND GOOD OL' BOYS WERE DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE SINGING THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE, THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE ........
Well Ky and i had been planning an outing cause we were bored with doing nothing with our weekends. We arranged to go out and see Man on the Moon and have drinks with the boys and then we told Ryan and Tubby they were coming with us, no questions asked basically hehe. Brady was also going to come but must've decided going and seeing Stew and Wayne's dodgy wannabe SlipKnot band was a better idea. Oh how wrong Mr Brady was, but I don't think he'd agree?? No matter...
The night was Saturday the 26th of February 2000. I had taken pics of Tubs, ryan and myself as a 'start of the night' type thing. The lineup was mungbean, Kylie, Ryan and Tubby 'i'll drink anyone under the table or die of alcohol poisoning trying' Evans (name copyrighted to Kylie hehehe). The place? Anywhere crazy enough to let us in!! muhahahahahaha! So we met up in fron of Rockinghorse Records on Adelaide street, our regular meeting point. Ky and I had previously decided to take them to Gilhooley's, the Irish Pub on Albert Street. We had been there one other time before and liked the nice atmosphere it gave off. So we got there and ordered our POTS (see Ky I remember how to order them now!!) of Virgins Blood and settled into a nice comfy couch in the corner... and don't say a word!! I did remember to take a 'start of the night' pic of a embaressed Kylie. Hehe but once Ky and I finished off our first pot (I had been very drunk and seedy that morning from Friday's celebrations of my mother's 43rd birthday. Basically my olds, ryan and myself wrote ourselves off on rum beer and champers! hehe) we started to get a bit chattier!! The beer hit me quite fast cause of the Friday night so we were up and ordering another in a flash! And forced Tubs and Ryan into another also.
So we had been there chatting smoking and drinking about 45 mins and realised taht the movie, which started at 6.30, was on soon. So we gathered ourselves up and headed to Smaccas for some chippies and a burger. Mmm that hit the spot.... Bought our tix and ran to the dunny then went to line up for the movie and was told not for another 5 mins. So we went out for a nicotine hit. As Ky said to Ryan who called us desperate 'Man! This will be our last ciggie in TWO HOURS!!' which meet with grunts of approval. Well the movie was okay, but Ky and I were itching to run out to the Hoyts Regents Cocktail bar, the best kept secret in Brisbane!! Heheheh this place rocks but is always empty, which is another reason we enjoy it so much.
So hello cocktail bar! This is where I went a bit ape with the camera (yes I took my camera, as Horse put it, if kylie's drinking i GOTTA take some film!! hehehe) I even took a pic of Ky's date, Trashy Tim! heheheh long story... Basically the date Ky had was a stainless steel bin! hehehe. Well we enjoyed our cocktails, Ky and I had Champers and the boys had some stronger things, like a Titanic and a Psycho. Then we ordered the TRIO (which I took a pic of). The Trio is 60ml of contreau, vodka, midori and lemon liquer. Mmm strongness! It costs 12 dollars, 3 bucks each. You're meant to top it off with lemonade but I don't think the Junior waitress thought of that. So we each grabbed a straw, counted to 3 and SLURP! It was gone in a manner of seconds!! But OOOOOH BOY did it feel warm and gooey inside. By then I realised that I wanted more money on me than I had so I dragged Kylie off to the ATM with me. On the way we were whistled at by some losers so I grabbed Ky's tush and squeezed. Something she wasn't expecting LMAO squeal Ky!!!
When we came back, we found that the bar was closing at 9.30pm, and it was 9.20pm! hehe so we finished off what we were doing and decided to head back to Gilhooley's. Bad idea, It was packed like a tin of sardines! So I said to Ky, remember when we went out and explored a little and we went to the Stock Exchange Hotel? That was nice and quiet hey! So we decided to go there. Off we trot and sure as, it's sort of packed but not to the brim, in otherwords, we could find a table and chairs. This is where the night gets cruisy. They sell jugs of VB for 6 bucks, can't go wrong! So Ryan and I went jug for jug, buying for all 4 of us. Mmm beer. Basically the atmosphere here rocks also! They have a DJ who plays 70s and 80s music, the best sort to listen to when u get drunk! You know, American Pie, My Sharona, Violent Femmes, Jimmy Barnes, even Smash Mouth! Great stuff!! hehe. So Kylie and I spend the night boogying down to the music with Tubs singing along occassionally but Ryan the party pooper just barely groovin'! Awwww hehe. Ky and I even scooted into club 311 to get down to that 'Absolutely Everybody' song hahahahahahaha crapola! But we were drunk so we danced and danced. woohoo hehe. I do have two very big bruises just below my kness tho cause the table we sat at in the Stocky was two circles, one chest height for drinks etc and the other was at knee height for bags and stuff. Owchies! But by my second glass of beer I had forgotten all about it!
The last trains was at 12.22 am so we had to depart at 11.45pm :( so sad we didnt' want to go!!! But we had to. Next time we're going we'll all have more money and we can catch a cab back home so there'll be no time limit!! Hehe but it was worth it slightly cause on the way home, some weird Jesus freak was like, watching us, he was wearing a pin strip suit and looked like a private school kid! So Kylie said 'Do you want to take a fucking photo?' and he's walked off mumbling some crap about God and yeah it started there! kylie went rank, Tubs went rank! Even I had a go!! Fucken hell, NO ONE forces their beliefs on us lot, it's just not worth it. Kylie joked around, asking him out, and he said he'd only date her if she had Jesus in her soul! ahahaha yeah matey you're the one who started this by staring at us! But he left within 5 mins of getting on. Aww there goes our entertainment! But yeah, we got home by 1am, Tubs stayed the night round Ry and my place. Ry and I had a nice calming sesh on the balcony and ate ourselves out of house and home! hehe. Got to bed by 2.30 or so and wasn't even seedy in the tummy Sunday!! woohoo bonus! Goes to show if you have a good enough time you won't be sick in the morning!! Pics will be developed soon.... I'll post em when they're ready.
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