Leia Misérables: A Star Wars Opera
Act Two
Still by Salatrel and Arrhae. See Act 1 for disclaimer.
(plot summary: The battle of Endor has begun. While the
Rebel fleet amasses near the Death Star, the rebels on-planet enlist
the aid of the Ewoks. Big silly battle ensues, as millions of dollars
worth of nifty Chicken Walkers are destroyed by rocks and logs.)
THE FOREST BATTLE- LOVELY LADIES
STORMTROOPER 1:
I smell Rebels,
Smell 'em in the air...
Think I'll take a potshot
At that fir tree over there!
STORMTROOPER 2:
Rebels fighting,
Isn't that a joke!
One shot from the Death Star
And we'll vaporise those blokes!
STORMTROOPER 3:
Watch the rebels going up in smoke!
EWOKS:
Ewoks fighting,
Think it's awfully grand!
Even little teddy bears
Can get the upper hand!
Ewoks fighting,
Sticks and logs and rocks
Everything's a weapon
And the Impie's we'll outfox!
Send the Impies back home in a box!
(Han yells to a Stormtrooper)
HAN:
Come here my dear,
Come see the Rebels back there,
They're breaking in.
STORMTROOPER:
Who are you, why are you here?
You're one of them!
HAN:
They're going to blow up the base.
STORMTROOPER:
Blow up the base?
What the hell- how do you know?
And who are you?
HAN:
Just follow me.
STORMTROOPER:
You Rebel Scum!
HAN:
Oops, gotta go!
STORMTROOPER:
You get back here!
You Rebel Scum, Don't try to run
more to come...