If you are related to me, go away.
If you know me in Real Life, go away.
If you think one of the above applies to you,
but you're not quite certain, go away.
In an ideal world, the above would suffice. This not being
an ideal world, allow me to point out that, despite my nice exterior, I
am a privacy fanatic, whose mind has been described as "diabolical." I
want to have the freedom to write without having to worry about how this
will affect others' perceptions of myself, and I am willing to take whatever
steps are necessary to ensure that I have the freedom to continue. If you
disregard the above warning, I can assure you that you will rue the day
you found this place.
If, on the other hand, you have no idea of who I am, having
arrived here through the web, I hope you enjoy your stay. Don't worry; I
don't usually bite. :-)
Oh, one more thing. If you don't know me personally, but do know who I
am... keep it to yourself. I don't want to know about it, and I don't
especially want anybody else to know about it, either.
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