places to go when you've exhausted everything here...
lynx
• glimpse.org: this guy is the shit: we love him! Edmunton never seemed so fucking cool....
• raccoon porn: due to my horrible HTML skills, this page takes about a week and a half to load... but trust me, it' worth the wait - if you've ever had a sex fantasy involving a raccoon(s), you will not want to miss this classic site....
• The Place: don't let the generic name fool ya; the Place happens to rule, beee-atch! The guy's addicted to love, people - give The Place a fucking chance, you cunt-wads!!
• I'm afraid many of you may be too stupid to understand my next link, but here goes: it's called, Notes From the Quiet Room: it's about a Russell Crowe-like guy who goes crazy, spends time in some mental institutions, and plops his ass squarely down on our own lovely, Internet....
• I used to believe in God... now, I believe in Future Retard (this bastard's for real!)
• I used to believe in Future Retard... now, I believe in a small pile of crap (I challenge at least one of my followers to register that domain name before I do!)
• whatever you do, don't blow!
• brutal news
• do you kiss your mother with that thing? banged up
• when I click on my "Home" button, this comes up....
• rotten
• SHRiNeLaBs
